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massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.
"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants
by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022
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Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out
"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"
by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022
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Cock Veteran

A woman who is so experienced with many men's penises, that she could be called a veteran of cocks.
"Careful with her bro, I heard she's a Cock Veteran."

"Relax dude, I'm sure she's clean"

"How can you know if this her 100th tour of duty in the bedroom?"
by inferno(gamer) December 12, 2023
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jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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Cock

An action performed in order to prepare a firearm for shooting
"Cock ur gun stoopid"
by PaquitoTaquito December 9, 2014
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cock

What I like
by Cockliker69420 December 3, 2021
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