An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.
by AJ1000000 July 15, 2017
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Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 22, 2020
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Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 February 26, 2016
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The legend, the BBQ God, the party entertainment. That one person who is the reason a party comes together, some sort of myth
I was going to go to the party but no Big Jim present... It's an early night for me
by Samdel567 July 30, 2017
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Big Jim is the kind of guy that they call a gentle giant... Unless provoked. Once provoked he can be a force to be reckoned with. He defends the weak and loves to embarrass "bullies". He will become a stone cold killer if you harm anything he loves, but most of the time he's the type of friend anyone would be proud to have. All women want him and all men want to BE him. He's ALWAYS over 6'3" and nearly 300lbs. of muscle. He's strong in ways most men can only dream of. He's a natural born leader with the ability to get things done. He's highly intelligent and quick witted. He's very capable of complex problem solving and you can guarantee results when he's placed on task. In closing, he's a true "Man's Man" that is a shining example to all men everywhere.
Random person #1) I don't know how we'll ever get this done in time!!
Random person #2) Let's call Big Jim he can do anything!!
by TheJuggernaut71 September 13, 2022
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too fat too fit on the screen so this will have to do

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by Coollinks November 2, 2020
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The fattest person in hoover everybody be talking about him.
BIG JIM IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DIEHARDNOAH February 28, 2020
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