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Get the Liberal mug.Liberal used to mean “willing to tolerate a lot of different ideas”. This is in STRONG CONTRAST to people who are now called/call themselves “liberal”, who are opposed to any ideas different to their own. They are, in fact, RIGID AND DOGMATIC in their beliefs and actions,.They are INTOLERANT of ANYTHING BUT THEIR OWN NARRATIVE (a psychotic mix of lies, perversions, delusions, and paranoia that they espouse, despite evidence from their eyes and ears, science, non-rewritten history, authority (except by Socialists) and purposefully crafted to oppose the beliefs of a majority of Americans.) They are even intolerant of scientific facts, unless they can be MISREPRESENTED, SPUN or CHERRY-PICKED in a way that is NARRATIVE-FRIENDLY. They are intolerant of any speech that is in contradiction to their WORLD VIEW, which they call “hate speech”(that is, they HATE TO HEAR IT.)
Moden day Liberals are, in truth, LEFTISTS. The name “liberal” has been totally perverted and stripped of its original meaning, and is an undeserved monicker that Leftists hide behind.
Moden day Liberals are, in truth, LEFTISTS. The name “liberal” has been totally perverted and stripped of its original meaning, and is an undeserved monicker that Leftists hide behind.
LIBERALS probably make up all of the <40% of people who approve of Joe Biden’s presidential blunders and displays of incompetence.
LIBERALS support Communist Racist Transformation being tought in public schools, which brands young white children as racists and anything that helps them as evidence of “WHITE SUPREMACY’”.
LIBERALS support Communist Racist Transformation being tought in public schools, which brands young white children as racists and anything that helps them as evidence of “WHITE SUPREMACY’”.
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Get the Liberal mug.A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.
Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.
by CrispyJack February 20, 2023
Get the liberal muzzle mug.A political tradition that usually emphasizes negative freedom, human rights, the rule of law and the seperation of powers in government. It is also often associated with social engineering, the promotion of democracy and free trade.
John Locke, John St. Mill, Adam Smith, Lee Kuan Yew, Thomas Jefferson, Christian Lindner and Ayn Rand are all liberals.
by GamerHegel April 1, 2022
Get the liberal mug.A person not only trained in the social sciences but also professionally unimpressive. Even if they have a job. To be abbreviated l.e.m.s
These people are not to be considered a moron. as liberally educated morons, they're just so unimpressive.
by Sexydimma October 19, 2025
Get the Liberally educated morons mug.“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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