roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Roast

When you say something that is funny or trying to comeback

You’re hair line is so bad the grinch hates it more than Christmas

That’s when you roast someone

by Air jordan🤩🤩🤩🤩 December 5, 2017

roast bait

Some one who is easy to roast

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !

by Litt gurl May 31, 2017

Mud Roast

Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.

Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.

by Schmatrick May 30, 2025

Chicken Roast

A young homosexual man performing oral sex on a significantly older homosexual man while another older homosexual man is performing anal sex on the younger "chicken" man

That was an exhausting chicken Roast yo!

by Ginger Chav November 4, 2016

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

roast ripper

The act of passing large quantities of gas while engaging in sexual intercourse, typically because of eating a hearty meal prior.

I was letting out some roast rippers with my girl after eating taco bell

by 4117nick December 15, 2015