Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.
I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.
by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022
When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.
by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023
by asha7 November 16, 2016
When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.
Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
by 4R0W3 June 16, 2023
When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.
Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.
by MamaDuck June 6, 2009
A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.
Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).
by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022