middle of nowhere 

Where they put rapist's.

Don't buy a house next to the middle of nowhere, There's rapist in those empty fields!

middle of nowhere by White Vato August 4, 2006

nowhere in particular 

An indie rock band in Nashville, TN that has yet to create an album, but has 11 awesome songs that i have heard live.

(At a Nowhere In Particular live show)

guy 1: Dude, this band blows, let's leave.
guy 2: Your a fucking emo, what do you know about music?

nowhere in particular by CowboyDan1314 April 5, 2005

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere 

A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.

Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.

Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere by HamStatler April 11, 2011

All dressed up with nowhere to go. 

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

All dressed up with nowhere to go. by Gyar March 5, 2015

South of Nowhere 

the same as calling a man "Brokeback" execpt applied to woman, because of The-N tv show "South of Nowhere"

"She was turning all south of nowhere on me, I dont swing that way!

South of Nowhere by killercr July 16, 2008

Going nowhere fast 

Driving at night when you have no actual destination. You put your favorite music on and drive around in your town, city, or the open roads while enjoying the freedom.

Dave: Sam where are you going tonight?

Sam: I am just going nowhere fast

Rick: I have so much stress. I think I'm I'll go nowhere fast to relieve some and relax.

Going nowhere fast by Your Bestfriend that cares March 28, 2015

Butt Fuck Nowhere 

1. Getting lost
2. No idea where you are

Jake: Man, do you know where were going?
Ryan: Um, were going to butt fuck nowhere


Brad: Chris, you fat fuck, where are you!
Chris: I'm in the corner of butt fuck nowhere!

Butt Fuck Nowhere by arrggg August 27, 2008