Ocho Cinco
Headbutting your wife when she accuses you of cheating after finding condoms you don't use with her inside your vehicle.
Ocho Cinco by gamecocks2012 August 15, 2012
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In court somewhere in Florida:
Chad: Hello, my name is Chad Johnson, I am a famous NFL WR and I would like to change my last name to Ocho Cinco so I can seem even more audacious and idiotic.
Judge: What a great reason! I agree! Court is now adjourned.
NFL Fanboy: Like lookz @ dis sick Chad Johnson Bengals jersey I got for my birthday! I am lykE tottaly going to wearz it to teh gAme my ParentZ are binging me to!!!!!11111one11eleven!!!
True Bengals Fan: There is no player on the Bengals named Chad Johnson, but there is a player name Chad Ocho Cinco!
Chad: Hello, my name is Chad Johnson, I am a famous NFL WR and I would like to change my last name to Ocho Cinco so I can seem even more audacious and idiotic.
Judge: What a great reason! I agree! Court is now adjourned.
NFL Fanboy: Like lookz @ dis sick Chad Johnson Bengals jersey I got for my birthday! I am lykE tottaly going to wearz it to teh gAme my ParentZ are binging me to!!!!!11111one11eleven!!!
True Bengals Fan: There is no player on the Bengals named Chad Johnson, but there is a player name Chad Ocho Cinco!
chad ocho cinco by you got me lost for words October 20, 2008
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Ocho Cinco
Ocho Cinco by Somethin' Suave' Theater October 25, 2010
Ocho Cinco
An unassuming professional businessman, usually straight and married, that sneaks away from the office during the typical 8 to 5 work day for anonymous gay sex. After meeting men for sex during the day in restrooms, parks, or rest areas, they return to their normal life and family in the evening.
Sen. Larry Craig
EXAMPLE 1
Person A: "Last week while on vacation, we stopped at a rest area and I got a foot tap from this Ocho Cinco while I taking a dump."
Person B: "Was it Larry Craig?"
Person A: "Could have been...but this guy had nicer shoes.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: "Dude...did I tell you about last week when I was walking my dog?"
Person 2: "No! What happened?"
Person 1: "There was this dude out at the park who was walking through the woods in his suit. Why would a guy in a suit be trolling through the woods?"
Person 2: "Trolling is the right word for it...he's a total Ocho Cinco."
Person 1: "Ocho Cinco?"
Person 2: "Yeah...a dude that should be at work---8 to 5 (Ocho to Cinco), instead he's out in the woods getting a blow job from some random dude."
EXAMPLE 1
Person A: "Last week while on vacation, we stopped at a rest area and I got a foot tap from this Ocho Cinco while I taking a dump."
Person B: "Was it Larry Craig?"
Person A: "Could have been...but this guy had nicer shoes.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: "Dude...did I tell you about last week when I was walking my dog?"
Person 2: "No! What happened?"
Person 1: "There was this dude out at the park who was walking through the woods in his suit. Why would a guy in a suit be trolling through the woods?"
Person 2: "Trolling is the right word for it...he's a total Ocho Cinco."
Person 1: "Ocho Cinco?"
Person 2: "Yeah...a dude that should be at work---8 to 5 (Ocho to Cinco), instead he's out in the woods getting a blow job from some random dude."
Ocho Cinco by Blade57 October 20, 2008
Ocho Cinco
An older, creepy, unattractive man, usually overweight with a lot of body hair that cruises rest areas or truck stops looking for anal/bottom sex instead of being at work between the typcial hours of 8AM and 5 PM.
Truck Driver 1: "Hey Red-Rider, what's your 10-20?"
Truck Driver 2: "I'm 'bout 3 miles from the rest area off of I-95 just south of Springfield"
Truck Driver 1: "Ya'all should pull in there and take a break there's an Ocho Cinco hanging out there right now that made it worth the stop."
Truck Driver 2: "10-4 on that...I think I'll be dropping off my load before I get to my final destination."
Truck Driver 2: "I'm 'bout 3 miles from the rest area off of I-95 just south of Springfield"
Truck Driver 1: "Ya'all should pull in there and take a break there's an Ocho Cinco hanging out there right now that made it worth the stop."
Truck Driver 2: "10-4 on that...I think I'll be dropping off my load before I get to my final destination."
Ocho Cinco by Thatguy22 October 20, 2008
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