Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”

Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025

No it isn't

No it isn't Matt.

Hym "No it isn't Matt. I do know and I know you know. I'm going to kill these kids Matt. You're taking a thing I said about confusion and applying broadly so you can justify doing what you're doing and instead you're justifying the murder of children. I'm just going to kill the kids. This isn't reason what you're doing here and your kids aren't that important."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

This isn't Viva Piñata

"This isn't Viva Piñata" Probably is (once again) posted under a Viva Piñata (or non viva piñata) @RareLtd's tweet, "This isn't Viva Piñata" became a meme in the viva piñata/Rare community for its frequent persistence and passion into reply "this isnt viva pinata" every under rare tweets, sometimes have variations like "this isnt viva pinata 3", "this isnt viva pinata yet" or "this is a little bit viva pinata", making other users reply jokingly with "this is viva pinata" or even the same @RareLtd verified account replying to the very passionated fan of the game series/cartoon

As its #WorldDragonsDay here's a screenshot of a precious golden dragonache from Viva Piñata

"This isn't Viva Piñata"

by UrbanPinata October 19, 2020

No it isn't

It isn't.

Hym "No it isn't. That is exactly where it should go. You're only saying 'cope' because I said it about your incest cult. It's good that everyone gets to see exactly how fraudulent therapy is as a practice. Therapy is just the opposite of whatever I say."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022

That isn't what we trained

THAT ISN'T EVEN WHAT STRICKLAND TRAINED! HE TRAINED SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY AND THEN WALKED IN THERE AND DID MY THING INSTEAD! REALLY GUYS! NOTHING FOR THAT, HUH?

"That isn't what we trained"

Hym "YOOOOOO! He trained something else entirely! That WASN'T HIS PLAN! WHOSE PLAN WAS IT, FUCK-FACE!? WHOSE FUCKING PLAN!? WAS IT THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!? WAS IT HYM!?"

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024