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this isn't relevant but

An attempt to change the current conversation's topic whilst not sounding rude.
Jon: "I love the new movie that came out."
Alex: "Oh, I haven't watched that."
Jon: "Oh, well, there's this super cool scene where..."
Alex: "Wait, this isn't relevant but have you watched this other movie?"
Jon: "Oh, yeah, that's a pretty cool movie!"
by owotwasit August 2, 2018
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No it isn't

Hym "No it isn't Matt. I do know and I know you know. I'm going to kill these kids Matt. You're taking a thing I said about confusion and applying broadly so you can justify doing what you're doing and instead you're justifying the murder of children. I'm just going to kill the kids. This isn't reason what you're doing here and your kids aren't that important."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”
Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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That isn't what we trained

THAT ISN'T EVEN WHAT STRICKLAND TRAINED! HE TRAINED SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY AND THEN WALKED IN THERE AND DID MY THING INSTEAD! REALLY GUYS! NOTHING FOR THAT, HUH?
"That isn't what we trained"

Hym "YOOOOOO! He trained something else entirely! That WASN'T HIS PLAN! WHOSE PLAN WAS IT, FUCK-FACE!? WHOSE FUCKING PLAN!? WAS IT THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!? WAS IT HYM!?"
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
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You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.
Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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That isn't what that means

I've made all kinds of arguments you're ignoring everything but the threats and the insults and then allowing them to keep doing what they are doing until I take matters into my own hands which I'm not going to so in any form other than stabbing a child. THIS... IS going to fix what is happening to me or THAT is what I'm going to do. There is no debate happening here. I've made all of the arguments I need to made. I don't need to do anything beyond this.
Hym "That isn't what that means. I'm not fucking leaving."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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