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Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024
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Endless Staircase

The Endless Staircase is a section of the 3rd/2nd floor in the video game Super Mario 64. The section is self explanatory; the game makes it seem as if the stairs are infinite. This effect only wears off if you collect 70 stars, the minimum amount required to reach the final boss.

The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.

However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.

To perform a BLJ:

1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.

The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.
"The endless staircase is a fucking pain."
-Some 13yo in the 90s
by MemeMaster9000 October 19, 2021
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Endless Eight

A feeling when you feel the time is slowed down by your own boredom.
Times like this feels like an endless eight.
by xZera May 11, 2022
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endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end
1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man
by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022
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Endless

A person who is an online role player and that likes to choke other people.
Person 1: Man you are such an Endless.
Person 2: No u.
by Niblet Moment April 8, 2020
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Endless

A person who is boring at the erp he does, basically someone who only cares about their own horniness and only contacts people to erp.
Me: Man, you are such an endless doing that to a girl.
Him: sorry I was horny... Sorry for creating the horny pandemic.
by EndlessTv April 25, 2020
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Endless happiness

Endless happiness- Aro and ez making a family from mars and Eating stone - ez i love aro - aro i love ez
Endless happiness- Aro and ez making a family from mars and Eating stone - ez i love aro - aro i love ez
by Ez and aro April 24, 2023
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