the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
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It's like when Shade said Eric says Grainger must do things to him that I never did and they happen... Magik👀👻 or delusions of Grainger
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Get the delusions of Grainger mug.An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.
This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?
Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...
Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?
Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...
Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
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"Jennifer is having a Birdman Delusion - she's writing a one woman play on middle-class singletons in NYC."
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Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you
Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin
Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.
Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!
Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you
Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin
Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.
Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!
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The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.
The target group of said perfume are highly delusional people such as Milk on All Stars Season 3 or Valentina on All Stars Season 4.
For the girl who lives above her means.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.
For the girl who just won't give up.
For the girl with a dream.
Delusion. Convince yourself.
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