The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Santa's month

A special month that is remember and celebrated each year for our good friend Santa :D

Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?

Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))

by Dan the nan June 3, 2022

10 months

what does it mean

now she is gone for 10 months

by June 28, 2023

Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.

Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..

by MC Chuck Chorus July 3, 2019

Call Nieon Month

A month where nieon keeps called because it's call Nieon month

I will call Nieon for 16 times because is the 16th day of Call Nieon Month

by Wanderer3600 December 8, 2020

The 30th of every month

The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.

Eyo, it's the 30th today, do you know what that means???

Yes! It's The 30th of every month!

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

kenken month

the month of june. worshipping mrs.kenny for a month. w the songs “fight song” by rachel platen and kenny’s car by meek diamonds in the sky

june is kenken month yas go stream meek diamonds in the sky or ur not a boss yas

by kenkensdog January 24, 2022