i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf 

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

gege when I catch you gege 

Inspired by the "Ricky when I catch you Ricky" expression, the statement is directed towards Jujutsu Kaisen author Gege Akutami after the release of chapter 236.

Gojo fans after chapter 236: Gege when I catch you Gege

gege when I catch you gege by steffy_baka September 24, 2023

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur

A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.

Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur by 1258DRag April 24, 2015

Stop me when I lie 

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.

Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.

Stop me when I lie by michaelray703 September 26, 2008

I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

I Fart When I Fuck by Keith's Uncle January 1, 2012

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

what happens when i die 

You get shat on by a bird, have a sizure cus it cum on u to fash and die by a ford get fenesed mate

What happens when i die

what happens when i die by Actimel lover 82 May 13, 2021