nowhere story 

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."

nowhere story by westfalia December 16, 2009

Nowhere 

No where meaning, he/she is nothing, has nothing, going nowhere and/or worthless

You: “Girl why you worried and/or care bout his nowhere self.”

Friend: “Your right, he is nowhere and never will be.....”

Nowhere by BB live October 8, 2019

Headed-nowhere 

When you date a girl for a month without getting head so you know it's going nowhere or she must be a lesbian/alien.

Jroc: How long have you and ashley been going out?

Vanilla wafer$: A month bromosabi.

Jroc: And she still hasn't prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.

Headed-nowhere by mophead1 July 18, 2010

But fuck nowhere 

Butt fuck nowhere is a mainly Canadian term to describe a situation where you are a far distance from civilization and you may not know where you are

Oh shit bud. We’re in the middle of but fuck nowhere

But fuck nowhere by Dotjar May 3, 2022

nowhere.com 

no where, places where if you got stranded you'd hate your life and the people who braught you there.

we ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere.com and had to fucking walk 30 miles back to civilization.

nowhere.com by prophit September 28, 2005

That's nowhere 

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.

Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”

That's nowhere by ferret June 25, 2009

bridge to nowhere 

An idea or initiative whose costs outweigh the value of its benefits.

"You're going to have to replace a $12,000 health-care plan with a $5,000 tax-credit check you've just given to the insurance company. I call that the ultimate bridge to nowhere." - Sen. Joe Biden, 10/2/08

bridge to nowhere by Greg B2 January 15, 2009