bum-fuck nowhere

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.
the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!
by mr.Tom January 10, 2003
mugGet the bum-fuck nowheremug.
A band that almost nobody knows of, despite the fact that they are so incredibly talented.

I strongly suggest you go look them up on Myspace. There is a good chance you will like them. The singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
Person A: Hey, have you heard of The Future Kings of Nowhere?

Person B: Um...no.

Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*

Person B: Um...kay...I'm going to go stand over there now.
by The 60 of Smith Street January 25, 2009
mugGet the The Future Kings of Nowheremug.
Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.
"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"
by Bendio December 09, 2008
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Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
mugGet the Strike Nowhere Matchesmug.

kiss from nowhere

When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.
X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere
by Clem Winkleberry July 09, 2014
mugGet the kiss from nowheremug.

Girl From Nowhere

Girl from Nowhere is a Thai mystery thriller anthology television series created by studio SOUR Bangkok and starring actress Kitty Chicha Amatayakul in the lead role. There are 2 seasons.
person 1: Hey did you watch Girl From Nowhere?
person 2: Yeah I'm in love with Nanno...
person 1: Me too! Yuri is also beautiful right?
person 2: Yeah but I hope she won't replace Nanno.
person 1: Ofc she won't.
by amaratayakul August 09, 2021
mugGet the Girl From Nowheremug.