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They're trying to divide us!

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Dividing Line Exception

When you're actually a punk past the dividing line.
Despite the dividing line, that guys actually a punk. He's a dividing line exception
by Josh, The One January 13, 2009
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Divide & Conquer

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)
Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit
by RumHamm November 18, 2022
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The Great Divide

The Great Divide is when something is in disagreement or war.
This term is sometimes called the equator.
The meaning of this word varies, depending on how you want to use it.
Examples of the term being used

1. Many religions claim to know what happens after we cross the great divide

2. There has never been a greater divide between the two parties.
— Stephanie Toone, ajc, "‘You are killing Jews’: Man dragged out of Trump news conference Monday," 4 Feb. 2020
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Divided States of America

The state of the "United" States of America since the early 2000s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024
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Divide

The act of splitting one's peen in half so you can wrap it around another peen
Bro, I divided that guy so hard last night
by FroggerDodger69 October 10, 2022
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pile dividers

a really, really, REALLY tight g-string
my arse really hurts, these are proper pile dividers!
by ironlionzion January 12, 2012
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