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Divine Jewish Intervention  

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"

Shaun Diviney

Lead singer from australian band, 'Short Stack.'

Fucking babe. Hockey legs, beyond belief.
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Shaun Diviney by imjustme;) October 27, 2009
Divine is a lovely boy with a caring heart. Divine is so straightforward and doesn’t like to beat around the bush, he just tells you how it is. Divine’s are shy when you first meet them but they are so friendly, when you get to know him he will never fail to make you laugh. Divine is effortlessly smart but doesn’t realise so. He has an amazing personality and is very rarely insulted but Divine’s have such a laid back attitude towards certain things which could cause a downfall.
Person 1: How would you describe him?
Person 2: Ugh he’s such a Divine !
Divine by Drillprincess01 October 16, 2019

Reinvesting The Dividends 

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.
to er is human, to forgive is divine
Divine by James Lowe September 13, 2004

Divine Child high school 

A school full of semi-athletics white boys, Tik-Tokers, and VSCO girls.
Person 1: are we playing Divine Child high school this week
Person 2: Yea... I heard there team is just... Ok