by Breaksreak July 27, 2016
Get the cosplay mug.The act of when individuals in a white-collar environment masquerade as sophisticated, hi-powered professionals with dreams of innovation and corporate-ladder climbing.
In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.
The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.
Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.
The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.
Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
"Hey Sean, ready to watch the latest round of Corporate Cosplay in the Marketing Dept. Today?"
"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
by No Man's Skyfall December 15, 2016
Get the Corporate Cosplay mug.Discord Profile Cosplaying (D.P.C) is a form of virtual cosplaying where you change your discord profile to look like someone else's profile, this includes changing your profile picture, your banner, your "about me" and even your nickname (example: Beluga, Hecker, Discord Bots, Etc)
-Hey, is that the real Beluga?
-No, its just my friend doing D.P.C
-You mean Discord Profile Cosplaying?
-Yeah
-No, its just my friend doing D.P.C
-You mean Discord Profile Cosplaying?
-Yeah
by tobiasestarelol12344 August 22, 2021
Get the Discord Profile Cosplaying mug."What's with the bushy hair?"
"It's everyday cosplay."
"oh...who're you supposed to be?"
"Hermione Granger."
"It's everyday cosplay."
"oh...who're you supposed to be?"
"Hermione Granger."
by citrico June 10, 2015
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Get the Flower._.cosplays mug.1. A really cool guy who caused it always to be clown time
2. Someone who thinks I can not jinx stuff, like loosing his eyeliner but finding his wigcap
2. Someone who thinks I can not jinx stuff, like loosing his eyeliner but finding his wigcap
by I do not know I am not creativ July 25, 2021
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