Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

guillotine hard on

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine

Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON

by N-doggster March 4, 2024

Three way guillotine

A three way but everyone is choking each other

I passed out while performing a three way guillotine last night. It was great.

by Brotisserie Chicken December 19, 2017

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 21, 2024

Guillotine

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

by Heughicopter March 24, 2020