Scitso

Pronounced : Skit-zo
Noun/Verb

Generally used to describe an angry person, also used to describe ones outburst of rage.

Comes from the word Schizophrenia.

Person 1: "Did you see Merv? he went completely scitso!"

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah he punched a hole in the wall and smashed someones head through the window"

Person 2: "What a Scitso"

Scitso by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

Scotch Fillet 

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

Scotch Fillet by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Man Scotch 

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

Man Scotch by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.

Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?

Pork Scotch Pants by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia 

Bridgewater, also known as B-Dubb (which originates from the first letters of the words Bridge and Water, B W, which was eventually shortened to simply B-Dubb) is a town on the South Shore of Nova Scotia with a current population of about 7600. The town's main industry is a Michelin tire plant. If this closes, we're fucked. It also has a huge population of bullies and wiggers, as well as a completely ineffective school system. Basically, it is a shit hole of the first order. However, there is an up and coming music scene in the area, as well as a movie theater, which was built in 2004. Many new and innovative businesses are also moving into the area, some of which survive and others do not.
Bridgewater is routinely made fum of by people living in Halifax, and, in turn, residents of Bridgewater make fun of those living in Liverpool. So it could be said that shit runs down the shore.

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia area resident: Let's bang
Haligonian: Eww, no! You're from Bridgewater!

(This is based on a real conversation which happened over msn)

Bridgewater, Nova Scotia by Espak May 19, 2008

Pork Scotch pizza 

The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.

Why is that security guard so fucking fat?

You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.

Pork Scotch pizza by Lumpbag May 4, 2009

Pork Scotch friends 

Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.

Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?

Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.

Pork Scotch friends by Lumpbag August 15, 2009