Pulled a J. K. Rowling

You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.

Wow Notch really pulled a J. K. Rowling didn't he?

by YuriHimura June 12, 2021

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

Rowling

Verb. To claim that one is not bigoted while repeatedly making bigoted remarks.

That woman claims not to be transphobic but she keeps rowling out hateful remarks with every tweet.

by Volcanic September 15, 2020

Rowling

Someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so dissapointed to even say their name. Unspeakable dissapointment.

You are such a god damn Rowling!

by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023

Rowling

someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're too disappointed to even say their name, particularly when referring to transphobes.

"I thought he was nice but turns out, he's such a Rowling. I'm glad I cut him off, I don't need that type of negativity in my life."

by Cloudthehomo January 26, 2023

Rowling

A set of 'coincidences' that are too many to truly be coincidental. Usually revolving around one person.

Sappho "Hey did you hear that Author was named after the guy who created Conversion Therapy? I also noticed they don't promote their Gay characters anymore"
Brick "Yeah, they helped out a Homophobic Right-Wing Christian recently too. It kinda tracks; they set up their charity with a big homophobe"
Helga "Oh but it gets better, after that they tried to defend themselves by saying multiple gay people supported her by speaking over gay voices."
Sappho "Such a Rowling, am I right?"

by AberGirl March 13, 2022

Rowling

Rowling: someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name (unspeakable disappointment)

A: Did you hear what that rowling did?
B: No, I didn’t. What was it?
A: It’s unspeakable what that TRANSPHOBE did…

by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023