really big clever cheese 

it's a piece of cheese, and it's really big... and really clever.

WOW!!! Brad is a piece of clever cheese, and i just met him!

really big clever cheese by Brad's #1 Fan February 17, 2004

none too clever 

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

none too clever by Projekkt December 29, 2008

steam clever 

When ur boyfriend farts on your vagina and it cuts through your vagina lips

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in bed and I was the big spoon and he left me a mean steam clever

steam clever by Steam clever May 16, 2018

Anti-Clever 

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.

"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.

Anti-Clever by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012

Most Clever 

A young Hip Hop artist from Pittsburgh, P.A.
Generally found high as fuck in the studio.
Or fucking your bitch.
#swag

I know!, Damn Most Clever and all that swag!

swag
woop
based
Fuck all you records
shapow

Most Clever by Lilbigcashmoneyswaggod May 1, 2011

google clever 

The ability to answer all questions having consulted Google.

P - What does this mean?
D - <blah blah blah>
P - Wow, you're so Google Clever!

google clever by dms787878 November 19, 2013

Steaming Clever 

"A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her

"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2

Steaming Clever by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 14, 2018