col breathe 

First, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. Then you begin to eat it out. Whilst in the midst of eating the decaying snatch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman's stomache... leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the "circle of life".

There were no prospects at the bar so I had to rely on the cemetery. The cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.

col breathe by lodul April 4, 2011

Col. Kurtz

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".

Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"

Col. Kurtz by mam25a November 28, 2011

COL-BOP 

a beating of more than 31 points, the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to an individual

Tony: I think I can win in this Madden game.
Brandon: Nah bro, you finna catch a COL-BOP.

COL-BOP by tonymoli October 7, 2019

col!n

the nicest, coolest, sexiest boy you'll meet. he loves music and girls. you're guranteed to have a good time with a col!n.

Girl, you've boyfriends a col!n!

Hey! Hands off!

col!n by sxcnaomi December 16, 2008

Col. Jacobson 

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011

Col-Trolly 

1. A man who needs a woman with big tits and a ghetto booty.
2. Someone who is prone to seizurebots.
3. A crazy British colonel who has a Japanese Satellite Seizure bot as his right-hand man.

<33rdCol_Trolly> ie need a woman <33rdCol_Trolly> one with big tits <33rdCol_Trolly> and a ghetto booty

Col-Trolly by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Col. Cunningham

An Air Force colonel known for flying an F-12 bomber. He is famous for saying "Minion!" when dropping bombs.

Col. Cunningham: "MINION!"

Col. Cunningham by YungBruh3319 November 4, 2019