The Brittney

A choochie that has passed a rigorous
69 point diagnostic inspection & has been
deemed 100% Prime Yummyliciousness
Pluto: So.. what did you think about her?
James: Bruh.. she had The Brittney
Pluto: ?!?!?!?
James: You know.. that choochie was
the absolute yummiest thing ever 🤤
by StudMuffin33 July 23, 2024
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Brittney Griner'd

Following her situation in Russia, to get Brittney Griner'd means to get busted for carrying illicit drugs internationally
Bro I can't take my dab pen with me on my international flight , I'll get Brittney Griner'd
by pinkgirl2001 October 01, 2023
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Brittney

A Brittney is a beautiful exotic girl. She is a tiny girl with a loud laugh that you grow to love. She always appears so happy and high on life. Guys fall for her without her knowing. Brittney is someone who finds the good in all things. She is kind hearted and will talk to anyone who will listen. Looking into her piercing brown eyes will make you fall in love instantly, and her smile will hold you down for a lifetime. Sex with her feels so much more than physical or mental, it feels spiritual. She's a deity, a muse, the one you look to when you need inspiration. Don't mistake her confidence for snobbiness, she just knows who she is without any doubt and won't let others tell her any different. Just sit back and watch her strut because she's a boss.

Brittney's are strong Women who are unfuckwithable, they turn lemons into chocolate cake and leave basic bitches wondering how they did it. People can think she's too much, but usually it's because they have no confidence around Brittney.

She's magic, highly emotionally intelligent and is always herself.

Brittney's are obsessed with making others feel good in their own skin, if you stick with a Brittney she'll brainwash you into thinking you can do anything.

If you ever meet her, never let her go. She is the best thing that could ever walk into your life. She's that woman, the one you stay with or regret you were never with.
Wow! Look at that bad ass bitch Brittney?!

I want a piece of Brittney's amazingness

Person 1: Who is that woman??

Person2: That's Brittney, bitch.
by Bruh2319 November 23, 2021
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Brittney

A Brittney is a beautiful exotic girl. She is a tiny girl with a loud laugh that you grow to love. She always appears so happy and high on life. Guys fall for her without her knowing. Brittney is someone who finds the good in all things. She is kind hearted and will talk to anyone who will listen. Looking into her piercing brown eyes will make you fall in love instantly, and her smile will hold you down for a lifetime. Sex with her feels so much more than physical or mental, it feels spiritual. She's a deity, a muse, the one you look to when you need inspiration. Don't mistake her confidence for snobbiness, she just knows who she is without any doubt and won't let others tell her any different. Just sit back and watch her strut because she's a boss.

Brittney's are strong Women who are unfuckwithable, they turn lemons into chocolate cake and leave basic bitches wondering how they did it. People can think she's too much, but usually it's because they have no confidence around Brittney.

She's magic, highly emotionally intelligent and is always herself.

Brittney's are obsessed with making others feel good in their own skin, if you stick with a Brittney she'll brainwash you into thinking you can do anything.

If you ever meet her, never let her go. She is the best thing that could ever walk into your life. She's that woman, the one you stay with or regret you were never with.
Wow! Look at that bad ass bitch Brittney?!

I want a piece of Brittney's amazingness

Person 1: Who is that woman??

Person2: That's Brittney, bitch.
by Bruh2319 November 23, 2021
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Brittney

Your causal Michael Jackson lookalike and man defeater. She reels them in and breaks their heart. She has no love or emotion.
Dan:aye is that brittney

John:no that’s Michael Jackson
by Asteel November 04, 2019
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Brittney

One of the hottest females you could ever meet she's likely to make you feel nervous about her at first but she's very friendly once you know each other
Me: I just met Brittney yesterday and she gave me her number, I'm so lucky!
My friend: You got rizz
by Red (Poppin) Blue (Droppin) April 16, 2024
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Brittney

A bitch who is envyous loves seeing others failing. Who is a whore
Hey theirs Brittney I bet she is going to have fun with a guy
by Grace Yarnell December 14, 2017
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