Skip to main content
Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>
Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
mugGet the attach balloons to mug.

Spiritually Attached

A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.
Hogan spiritually attached himself to Mariah through her webcam.
by CEO JAS January 15, 2024
mugGet the Spiritually Attached mug.

Attaching images

It's that annoying message that certain email websites will give when they are forcing your 24.7MB of gifs into the maximum 25MB of space alloted per email. If you happen to mess with your computer at all during this time, it will delete everything you just did and tell you it couldn't process that much weeb trash at once.
Ugh, I'm trying to fit all my memes into this prank email, but it says it's attaching images.
by GayMexicanAssInsideMyAss September 3, 2017
mugGet the Attaching images mug.

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.
"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."
by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021
mugGet the heart attach mug.

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.
I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.
by QuacksO December 16, 2019
mugGet the Ritz of attachment mug.

obsessive attachment

when you easily get obsessed and attached to a specific person because of how lonely you are, could happen for multiple people at a time if youre that lonely and cant find your soulmate😪
joe: i dont want you frl dawg
me: yea but you keep actin like u do by bein here n thinkin of me n shi too so i want u still
days/months/years later..: me:i still want u tho
joe: *ignores*
me: i still want you tho *thinking hes mine frl w none of his effort because of my obsessive attachment*
by sprinklecakecup December 23, 2023
mugGet the obsessive attachment mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email