a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
Get the attach balloons to mug.The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011
Get the Cock Attach mug.#1 : Congrats mate you are in the friendzone
#2 : Dont be Clingy
#3 : Di ka mahal ng mahal mo in other words busted ka boi alam ko bigti na
#2 : Dont be Clingy
#3 : Di ka mahal ng mahal mo in other words busted ka boi alam ko bigti na
by Senpaii AlexIch August 22, 2017
Get the no attachments mug.when you easily get obsessed and attached to a specific person because of how lonely you are, could happen for multiple people at a time if youre that lonely and cant find your soulmate😪
joe: i dont want you frl dawg
me: yea but you keep actin like u do by bein here n thinkin of me n shi too so i want u still
days/months/years later..: me:i still want u tho
joe: *ignores*
me: i still want you tho *thinking hes mine frl w none of his effort because of my obsessive attachment*
me: yea but you keep actin like u do by bein here n thinkin of me n shi too so i want u still
days/months/years later..: me:i still want u tho
joe: *ignores*
me: i still want you tho *thinking hes mine frl w none of his effort because of my obsessive attachment*
by sprinklecakecup December 23, 2023
Get the obsessive attachment mug.A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.
by CEO JAS January 15, 2024
Get the Spiritually Attached mug.It means that you are so deeply connected to a person that you can become very vulnerable or become easily hurt by them if they decided to disappointment you. You can also see it as the other person dictating your emotions. So without them you are not happy or you cannot manage independently.
by betterthenyou.😛 February 5, 2024
Get the over attached mug.Not Zach.
Wow, Zach does not have a secure attachment to his boss. He is always worried about how his boss feels about him and if he is getting enough love.
by notautumn September 15, 2022
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