Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again
1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"
(3 hours later)
2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"
(3 hours later)
2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"
by silas ahm lemming November 20, 2016
by English As A First Language August 2, 2022
(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
by king_D_ February 27, 2021
When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021
When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!
by Papford September 25, 2021
When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition
by Therealestdude January 4, 2016