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Eli

The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.

He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.

I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible

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"Eli is so hot im a SIMP lol XD"
by ???-- November 3, 2021
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Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.
Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?
by erob0411 March 10, 2021
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Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
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Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.
Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.
by Fansssss January 22, 2021
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Eli

Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
Friend 1: omg shut up about Eli already!
Friend 2: no TEHEHE ❤️
by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020
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Eli

A legend in the making
Eli will be great
by BD3come2me December 14, 2022
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No Eli

A proper term to use when someone says something very inappropriate or towards little girls
“Yo she kinda bad, but she 10– No eli”
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)
by Midnightthinker17 March 23, 2025
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