A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
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B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
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Eli the kid who loves playing Roblox and eating Jack n the box tacos, in in out or quesadillas Eli is a iPad kid and will try to karate kick you in the nuts while he touches up his cool comb over eli is as short as a Oompa Loompa he should def work for Willy wonky eli is a interesting person u will love being friends with Eli because Eli is Eli he will probably try to flirt with your boyfriend too currently he’s trying to take mines😪
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Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
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