McDonald’s

A place where children go as there parents try to work off the three hundred thousand dollar loan they have taken out to be able to afford common household appliances as they struggle to live off of the 8 dollar and hour wage working Alfonso construction because they spend all their leftover money on black tar heroine and meth instead of putting it in saving like a normal fucking person as their life crumbles away

Man I hate fucking kids, inns go buy some meth and drop them lil niggas of at McDonald’s

by Igethardwheni see george floyd September 6, 2022

McDonald’s

Hot garbage

It’s hot but it’s garbage tho. It’s McDonald’s

by @thee_averi April 25, 2022

chase mcdonald

chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately

person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately

by cheezymac176 May 10, 2022

Paula McDonald

1.A unicorn. Something magical. 2. Infamous 3.Loyal 4.Innocent

I've heard of Paula McDonald before......., There is this one girl named Paula McDonald, .....,

by MuthrBeepDre December 30, 2021

McDonalds

A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money. Yes It Is A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money.

Random Kid: Let's Go To McDonalds To Get Ice Cream!
Manager: The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken.

by Imposter Gay Balls56565656 January 4, 2022

McDonald's Raise

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

McDonalds

A "burger" restaurant. Not really. Its a real estate company. Like most fast food chains originating from the United States of Obesity, every food dispensed from its kitchen contains atleast >10000 calories, resulting in a quick transformation into a mischievous and unachieving creature known as the Discord Moderator, and also by some, League of Legends players.

Clyde went to McDonalds yesterday, now hes an oversized whale.

by TypicalLoggers November 14, 2022