mcdonalds fever

You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.

Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.

Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!

by nicosoter August 17, 2015

McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Ronald McDonald

A word you could use to be sarcastic or call someone Ronald McDonald if they are being weird

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida

Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane

by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

McDonalds

A "burger" restaurant. Not really. Its a real estate company. Like most fast food chains originating from the United States of Obesity, every food dispensed from its kitchen contains atleast >10000 calories, resulting in a quick transformation into a mischievous and unachieving creature known as the Discord Moderator, and also by some, League of Legends players.

Clyde went to McDonalds yesterday, now hes an oversized whale.

by TypicalLoggers November 14, 2022

mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

by peanut9707 April 15, 2022

Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025