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thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.
"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.

Thats What She Said 

A phrase used when refering to a, hopefully, random joke
Thats What She Said by Tylerb123 October 13, 2010

thats what she said 

Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.

Thats what she said 

''That hurts'' ''Thats what she said''
Thats what she said by OldFootmate December 3, 2020

thats what she said 

a joke reffering to what a woman says while having/before sex
Wow, thats long!
thats what she said

IM WET!
thats what she said

Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said
thats what she said by the lord, e December 3, 2020