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Our perpetually suffering scapegoat

Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!
Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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Perpetual Bitch

1. A Perpetual Bitch is someone (a WAMEN in particular) that never stops talking about something that nobody cares about.

2.
That fricking bitch doesn't know about full stop, she's a real perpetual bitch!
by XxTheKnowItAll_xX January 15, 2019
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perpetual motion squad

The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.
For an awesome team name, we should be the perpetual motion squad or pms for short.
by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017
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perpetual nae nae syndrome

You can only nae nae. Their is no end to the nae nae.

Life is hell.

The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.
Nae Nae Guy: AAAAAA FUCK MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE AIR. I CAN'T STOP THE NAE NAE

Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...

Nae Nae Guy: :(
by ICan'tStopPostingCringeOnMain January 18, 2022
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Perpetual Victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.
We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.
by BonBon1987 August 8, 2021
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Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.
Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.
by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009
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