Our perpetually suffering scapegoat

Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!

Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

perpetual asshole

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

Perpetual cornage

It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.

Did you hear about uncle Ron? He's gone on the perpetual cornage diet

by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023

Perpetual Roach

In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.

Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.

by Murphy1234asdf March 12, 2021

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.

Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.

by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009

Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN)

A female narcissist who looks for ways to continuously oppress herself. She also has a propensity for engaging in risky behaviors, then bitching about the consequences of said behaviors. Typically your average no brained female hot take from a pick me girl

Guy 1: God, that Becca is such a: Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN). She put herself at risk by getting drunk at a party and got taken advantage of by a drunk guy, then ranted about how it's all men's fault and how she's oppressed everywhere she goes.

Guy 2: You're right, she's such a POFN.

by Commando_257 February 3, 2024