perpetual asshole

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

Perpetual trolling mode

When someone is always looking for a mate regardless of marital status

Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode

by Magnetic62 January 7, 2017

Perpetual

Going in forever

This chapter is perpetual, it feels like I have been reading for it 3 hours

by Yeetus tha September 28, 2021

Perpetual Victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.

We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.

by BonBon1987 August 8, 2021

Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.

Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers

by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013