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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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Nonsense

Something that is irrelevant, unimportant for details in a story, or something that conflicts with your schedule, ie a reason for why a party member is absent; respectfully, with no insult to the actual activity the absent is attending. A fun way of saying “extraneous.”
“Where’s John?”

“Oh he’s up to some nonsense, school related.”

“So I was working a double, and he hits me with this nonsense I gotta pickup on the way home.
by insomniacwithnightmares July 9, 2023
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bookend nonsense

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology
"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"
by Nephilium November 13, 2011
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Governmental Nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to the government.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I couldn’t leave just the stick figure guy because it should include the word being defined. That’s governmental nonsense.
by Just another rando December 24, 2021
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pocket nonsense or PN

A succint explanation when you accidentally text gibberish to someone, call someone or start a Facebook group page as a result of an unlocked keyboard on your phone while it's in your pocket.
"Jimmy what does xcfhjjhvh'''???&&: mean? -" nothing. Just pocket nonsense or PN
by bmilligan05 March 31, 2015
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nonsense box

(Noun) - a person, most likely a female, who doesn't know what they are talking about or generally talks a lot of shit.
Woman: "Whoop whoop drinks with my besties tonight!"

Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NONSENSE BOX"
by RascalHewlettII January 13, 2014
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nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
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