I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 04, 2025

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)

Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.

by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021

I want to play a game.

Used when one wants to initiate in a board game with another. More commonly used with family/friends.

Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Victim: Parcheesi or Scrabble?

by ??? Chungus October 11, 2023

Do you want to play mini games?

A word usually heard from 6 year olds playing gorilla tag.

An idiot: Do you want to play mini games?
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.

by Helloijustamhere September 11, 2022

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

I've played these games before

When someone is Korean, and have played these games before.

Korean man from Funny Game: "I've played these games before!"

by Chinese griller January 13, 2025

Let's play a rhythem game.

"Let's play a rhyme game" is a term used by members of the LGBTQ+ community to invite a male gender individual to participate in a sexual act (an act that involves the consumption of fecal matter and urin).

This term is widely used on the app Discord.

"Hey John, im bored Let's play a rhythem game."

by Phylosopher joshua January 24, 2022