forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

FORG

FORG: a FORG is an amphibian-like species that can be confused as a frog, but is not. I repeat, its NOT a frog, a FORG can be many things. It can be an amphibian with hair, a plushy FORG, a multicolored FORG and many other things! do not forget this is not a frog. It’s a fucking FORG get it straight.

Person: “hey what is that animal right there on your dresser? Is it a frog? Why does it have hair? And why is it rainbow?”

Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”

by FORG EXPERT: NOT FROGS GODDA- June 28, 2023

The Forge way

Something within the Vfcc handbook. Something you would do in front of don meyer.

I heard Johnny had sex on the nature trail, definitely not the forge way

by yayavfcc December 15, 2011

Forg

Any frog with a personality

Do you see that forg in the hat and suit walking down the street?

by ASHYKNEESSS May 31, 2022

Going La Forge

Putting your VR glasses on to play vidya. Looking just like La Forge in Star Treck.

Me : I'm going La Forge.
Nobody : Have fun mate.

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Forging

When you heat up a sounding rod to a near liquid state and smack your cock with a hammer

I was forging so hard I think I formed Excalibur. It wont come out

by jaundicedman May 20, 2025