forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

Forging

When you heat up a sounding rod to a near liquid state and smack your cock with a hammer

I was forging so hard I think I formed Excalibur. It wont come out

by jaundicedman May 20, 2025

Going La Forge

Putting your VR glasses on to play vidya. Looking just like La Forge in Star Treck.

Me : I'm going La Forge.
Nobody : Have fun mate.

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Lucas Forges

Someone who is Incredibly Handsome, And Also Mixed up with Malewife.

"Damn, look at that Lucas Forges over there!"

by DuckyDuckly November 21, 2021

Forge

To copy or imitate a person for a desired image, usually as a way to deceive a person or group of people.

Roberta Ford had to forge an image in fire to get the respect that he/she thought was owed her.

by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022

Forg

An annoying fuck-up of the word frog

Them: I saw a forg the other day
You: you bastard it’s a frog I’ll choke you

by Krack.Munky77 April 20, 2021

Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025