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forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
by Surimi July 10, 2009
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forging

forging is the action of subjecting yourself to subsequential ejaculations until you reach the point of deliria and loss of bodily function. forging is often described as the opposite of gooning
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".

forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.

forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
"bro I freaking forged myself into a forg hole last night, forg told me to skin 7 cats and open the portal. I got arrested before I could finish it but you have to finish it for him bro, forg yourself tonight, please im begging! forg will walk again"

"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
by CamHamMan January 6, 2025
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The Forge way

Something within the Vfcc handbook. Something you would do in front of don meyer.
I heard Johnny had sex on the nature trail, definitely not the forge way
by yayavfcc December 15, 2011
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Forge

To copy or imitate a person for a desired image, usually as a way to deceive a person or group of people.
Roberta Ford had to forge an image in fire to get the respect that he/she thought was owed her.
by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022
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Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Forg

Them: I saw a forg the other day
You: you bastard it’s a frog I’ll choke you
by Krack.Munky77 April 20, 2021
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Forg

Any frog with a personality
Do you see that forg in the hat and suit walking down the street?
by ASHYKNEESSS May 31, 2022
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