What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for you mug.FORG: a FORG is an amphibian-like species that can be confused as a frog, but is not. I repeat, its NOT a frog, a FORG can be many things. It can be an amphibian with hair, a plushy FORG, a multicolored FORG and many other things! do not forget this is not a frog. It’s a fucking FORG get it straight.
Person: “hey what is that animal right there on your dresser? Is it a frog? Why does it have hair? And why is it rainbow?”
Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”
Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”
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Your emotions are the fire - they create the weapons you will use on your journey.
The cool thing about that is that emotions don’t have to be right or wrong or “make sense”. You get to play with them and feel them. When someone really offends or hurts you, you have the power to not hold anything against them by turning the attention towards yourself.
You are significant so your emotions are interesting. There’s so much to explore there. You get to hold space for yourself. See what kinds of fire burn in you. The stronger the fire, the more powerful. Handle cautiously.
Even when a friend makes your feelings about condemning your offender, realize the time and space is being taken away from you.
It’s all about you. Accommodate for what is going on inside you. Give it all the attention it needs, and then some.
No need to turn your attention to the other person. It’s all about you.
Your emotions are the fire - they create the weapons you will use on your journey.
The cool thing about that is that emotions don’t have to be right or wrong or “make sense”. You get to play with them and feel them. When someone really offends or hurts you, you have the power to not hold anything against them by turning the attention towards yourself.
You are significant so your emotions are interesting. There’s so much to explore there. You get to hold space for yourself. See what kinds of fire burn in you. The stronger the fire, the more powerful. Handle cautiously.
Even when a friend makes your feelings about condemning your offender, realize the time and space is being taken away from you.
It’s all about you. Accommodate for what is going on inside you. Give it all the attention it needs, and then some.
No need to turn your attention to the other person. It’s all about you.
Example 1 - on Dec 27, those emotions came from another realm. They do not belong to this world. You can tell just by the magnitude of their power. They forged your capacity to see the Central Dogma of Self Esteem : You are enough just because you exist. The Passion Forging Station is on the move!
Example 2 - Anger points to what I value. I get angry every time someone looks at a vulnerable situation I am in and goes “ohhhh Stephanie! That muse be sooooo hard!” Or they talk about it to their friends with maudlin sympathy for me! How dare they! Tell me what my experience means to me!
This shows I value courage. That in each of these moments, to me, it is not a moment of pity, but a moment I prove, once again, I embody COURAGE. And I want others to know - they will respect that!
Example 2 - Anger points to what I value. I get angry every time someone looks at a vulnerable situation I am in and goes “ohhhh Stephanie! That muse be sooooo hard!” Or they talk about it to their friends with maudlin sympathy for me! How dare they! Tell me what my experience means to me!
This shows I value courage. That in each of these moments, to me, it is not a moment of pity, but a moment I prove, once again, I embody COURAGE. And I want others to know - they will respect that!
by Steph-Steph December 28, 2022
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by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022
Get the Forge mug.forging is the action of subjecting yourself to subsequential ejaculations until you reach the point of deliria and loss of bodily function. forging is often described as the opposite of gooning
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".
forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.
forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".
forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.
forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
"bro I freaking forged myself into a forg hole last night, forg told me to skin 7 cats and open the portal. I got arrested before I could finish it but you have to finish it for him bro, forg yourself tonight, please im begging! forg will walk again"
"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
by CamHamMan January 6, 2025
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