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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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despairity

A situation of unequal melancholy.
One should try to empathize in his friend's sorrows whenever possible, to minimize despairity.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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your fucked. when a guy your in a “situationship” with gives you a forehead kiss it always leads back to them leaving. which gives it the name “forehead kiss of doom and despair”.
“but he kissed my forehead everytime i saw him what did i do wrong

“you just got the forehead kiss of doom and despair”
by chalwins December 31, 2025
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