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despairism 

Despairism is a religious cult of people who believe in Junko Enoshima’s presence and praise her for helping the world tremendously.
Person 1: Hey do you believe in despairism? I do!
Person 2: No.. what’s that?
Person 1: Oh, just a new religion everyone is talking about.
Person 2: Oh.. cool ok..

Despairism 

Despair is a religion where we worship the queen junko enoshima.We will say these exact words while worshipping her “despair is best” we will watch the tsgumi and junko edit daily.Finally after all that we bully nagito :)
Person-So your in what now?!
Me- despairism!
Person-is that even real?! And what’s it abt?

Me- yes I created it! And I’ll explain later!
Despairism by Pixelcandy November 8, 2020

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

Despirate 

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.
Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."
Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009

despairagus

The saddest vegetable in the world.
Despairagus.
despairagus by davyjonesin January 19, 2016
a gangster ass marine occupying barracks 204 often seen wearing a recockulous suit with a cigar in mouth, bottle of merlot in left hand and at LEAST 500 dollars in the pocket, always dresses to the left. frequently states to fellow marines =fahhGhetabahtit= and abnoxiously screams "PRIMO".
always fresh never stale, as if it were despain.
Despain by Cohee March 2, 2008