asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

asswipe

1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.

You're an asswipe for making her cry.

by Spanish Exchange 2006 February 25, 2006

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 2, 2003

asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness

i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!

by nanza63 November 9, 2010

asswipe

Shit residue.

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.

by vince February 27, 2004

asswipe

u like to use someone face to wipe ur ass

Im gonna use ur face a an asswipe.

by Kyle Rhoads May 1, 2003

asswipe

A person that wipes his ass.

example, jeffcongo he is an asswipe.

by jeffcongo October 30, 2004