my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

my ass

A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.

“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.

“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”

by LyassacheckList August 11, 2016

my ass

A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.

Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.

"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"

"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."

by junkyardprince October 14, 2003

my ass

An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.

"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"

by The World's Vampire June 26, 2003

my ass

The donkey belonging to you.

I rode my ass into town today

by Bobbbb546546545 February 28, 2009

my ass

Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.

I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!

by Anonymous October 24, 2001

my ass

1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey

1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005