A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.
Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
by bemorechadlike February 11, 2019
Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 13, 2018
by Bronx Brent January 8, 2018
A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
by TimesUp January 8, 2018
Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expense of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.
The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.
by TowerCity15 January 12, 2018
New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?
Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.
New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!
Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.
Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.
New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!
Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.
by CaliPolymath February 5, 2019