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Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.
-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018
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Send Nukes

A typo made by someone asking for nudes.
A: Send nukes bb.

B: Ok

A: nudes*
A: O SHIT
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 5, 2017
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Supreme Torture

It's important to know that math is supreme torture, there's not a thing in math that's not supreme torture.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017
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My left ear enjoyed this video

This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.

This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.
Example Scenario:

*plays a video*

Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?

*sees this one comment*

"My left ear enjoyed this video."

Oh, guess it's not just me.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam January 30, 2018
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