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spear

A melee (hand to hand) weapon. It is a long pole about five or six feet with a very short blade at the spearhead. The spear was very reliable back in the ancient to medieval ages. It is mainly a light thrusting weapon, also efficient in repelling cavalry. It can also be used to be thrown at the enemy. Unlike the sword, and the great axe, the spear did not take much energy to use. The spear was very light compared to the broadsword, and one slight thrust with the spear can kill, unlike the broadsword, where one has to swing hard to inflict damage. The spear also has its disadvantages; a very agile and fast soldier is best suited for using a spear, not the slow, big, tough soldier who can't move as fast. Since the pole of the spear is made of wood, a sword or axe can cut a spear in half, so a spear can not block any swings. Spears are also awkward when used with shields. Despite these disadvantages, the spear was an excellent weapon in the ancient to medieval ages until the advent of the gunpowder age.
The Roman soldiers first threw their spears into the enemy line, then drew their short swords and charged the enemy.
by your daddy May 26, 2004
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Chongo

1:The Spainish word for monkey.
2:A saying that can be used in dirty words.
3:A insult to Mexicans,Latinos,Cubans,
and Phillipine People.
1:Look at that Chongo In the Tree.
2:Enni Menni Minni Drongo,Would you like to Kiss my Chongo?
3:Get the fuck out of my tree you Fuckin Chongo!,Go to Hell!
by Your Daddy August 17, 2004
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CDL

This is an acronym for Cock Devastation League, a group of men (and purportedly woman) who get their jollies by creating variations of the game "ring around the rosie".
"Jenna Jameson should be a poster child for CDL!"

"We were too busy at our CDL sausage fest to make the game tonight"
by Your daddy March 11, 2004
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F.U.B.A.R.

ADJ. foo`BAR

An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.
Dude did you see that shemale that was all over Jack?

Yeah that was pretty F.U.B.A.R.
by YOUR DADDY April 18, 2003
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beretta

The nicest pistol I have ever seen, and I think its about the equivalent to the .45
the beretta kicks ass
by your daddy July 3, 2003
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stankass

jack was a stankass after football practice
by your daddy October 16, 2003
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joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on
God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.
by Your Daddy October 29, 2003
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