your daddy's definitions

beretta

The nicest pistol I have ever seen, and I think its about the equivalent to the .45

the beretta kicks ass

by your daddy July 3, 2003

stankass

one who smells like ass

jack was a stankass after football practice

by your daddy October 16, 2003

boo boo

1. another word for bammer weed

2. my homeboy Ryan

3. Yogi's homeboy

1. Man, don't get any of that boo boo. That crap is bammer.

2. Hey Boo Boo, sup with the doja?

3. Boo Boo jocks Yogi so much, he steals picnic baskets in exchange for hummers

by Your Daddy November 26, 2003

joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

by Your Daddy October 29, 2003

spear

A melee (hand to hand) weapon. It is a long pole about five or six feet with a very short blade at the spearhead. The spear was very reliable back in the ancient to medieval ages. It is mainly a light thrusting weapon, also efficient in repelling cavalry. It can also be used to be thrown at the enemy. Unlike the sword, and the great axe, the spear did not take much energy to use. The spear was very light compared to the broadsword, and one slight thrust with the spear can kill, unlike the broadsword, where one has to swing hard to inflict damage. The spear also has its disadvantages; a very agile and fast soldier is best suited for using a spear, not the slow, big, tough soldier who can't move as fast. Since the pole of the spear is made of wood, a sword or axe can cut a spear in half, so a spear can not block any swings. Spears are also awkward when used with shields. Despite these disadvantages, the spear was an excellent weapon in the ancient to medieval ages until the advent of the gunpowder age.

The Roman soldiers first threw their spears into the enemy line, then drew their short swords and charged the enemy.

by your daddy May 26, 2004

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.

That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass

by Your Daddy December 31, 2004

B2K

b2k is the shit

fuck off Omega Death b2k is better than whatever piece of shit heavy metal you listen to

by your daddy July 3, 2003