your daddy's definitions

F.U.B.A.R.

ADJ. foo`BAR

An acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Reason. Used commonly for situations of extreme desperation.

Dude did you see that shemale that was all over Jack?

Yeah that was pretty F.U.B.A.R.

by YOUR DADDY April 18, 2003

die trying

see wordpussy whipped/word

Adam

by Your daddy August 13, 2003

stankass

one who smells like ass

jack was a stankass after football practice

by your daddy October 16, 2003

beretta

The nicest pistol I have ever seen, and I think its about the equivalent to the .45

the beretta kicks ass

by your daddy July 3, 2003

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.

That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass

by Your Daddy December 31, 2004

B2K

b2k is the shit

fuck off Omega Death b2k is better than whatever piece of shit heavy metal you listen to

by your daddy July 3, 2003

joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

by Your Daddy October 29, 2003