your best idiot's definitions

Klump

1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country

1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

other left

it means Right (the direction) because there can't be 2 Lefts

Person 1: Dude, the mens bathroom is on the left
Person 2: here?
Person 1: No man, the other left...
Person 2: ahhhh, i get it, you mean my right?
Person 1: yes...

by your best idiot March 21, 2010

Seven Deadly Sins

The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea

a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

00_

a face that looks to the right

DK: Look over there!

Diddy: 00_

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Period

1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence

1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!

by your best idiot April 14, 2010

Ten Fold

Refer to this when getting revenge. Ten Fold means to return a blow with 10x more... well, you know what i mean

Danny humiliated Diddy infront of his freinds, so Diddy refered to the Ten Fold Rule and humiliated him when he was the speaker infront of a crowd, followed by a sharp blow to the head

by your best idiot April 5, 2010