your best idiot's definitions

The best Idiot

Like the best man, only the man has the IQ of less than 50

Priest: Let the best man come up!
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...

by your best idiot March 29, 2010

Koopalings

the 8 children of Bowser. They have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. This is the list
Iggy: hopped up on crack
Lemmy: ball-loving fuckhead
Roy: strong emptyhead
Wendy: the only female
Morton: fat dumbass
Ludwig: smart for no apparent reason
Bowser Jr.: fuckin' badass
Larry: lying, cheating freak with a mohawk

the Koopalings ARE fucktards, they always let their guard down

by your best idiot April 7, 2010

Note

short for "You Notice"

Guy: Dude, look at this picture, note the weed
Dude: Man, i see it!
Man: Guy, it's the shit, yo

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

TG

Tourettes Guy, who else?

TG: AW SHIT!

by your best idiot March 22, 2010

george w. bush

a kwyjibo

who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush

by your best idiot March 11, 2010

psychohol

a type of alcohol that leads people to becoming psychopaths

G1: dude, 5 kills and beer trails have been seen around these parts!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!

by your best idiot March 16, 2010

Ø

a circle with a cross, ya dumboes

if you put Ø over <object>, it means "No More <Object>" where <object> can mean anything

by your best idiot April 12, 2010