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TG

TG: AW SHIT!
by your best idiot March 22, 2010
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Shigeru Miyamoto

If i met Shigeru Miyamoto, i'd be dazed, confused, and fall on my back

Name could possibly be anglicized as "Gary Meyers"
by your best idiot April 2, 2010
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Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
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don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
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Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Ultimatummug.

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"
by your best idiot April 24, 2010
mugGet the Memory Lapsemug.

psychohol

a type of alcohol that leads people to becoming psychopaths
G1: dude, 5 kills and beer trails have been seen around these parts!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!
by your best idiot March 16, 2010
mugGet the psychoholmug.

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