your best idiot's definitions

Koopalings

the 8 children of Bowser. They have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. This is the list
Iggy: hopped up on crack
Lemmy: ball-loving fuckhead
Roy: strong emptyhead
Wendy: the only female
Morton: fat dumbass
Ludwig: smart for no apparent reason
Bowser Jr.: fuckin' badass
Larry: lying, cheating freak with a mohawk

the Koopalings ARE fucktards, they always let their guard down

by your best idiot April 7, 2010

The best Idiot

Like the best man, only the man has the IQ of less than 50

Priest: Let the best man come up!
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...

by your best idiot March 29, 2010

Note

short for "You Notice"

Guy: Dude, look at this picture, note the weed
Dude: Man, i see it!
Man: Guy, it's the shit, yo

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Shigeru Miyamoto

definitely the greatest man of all time

If i met Shigeru Miyamoto, i'd be dazed, confused, and fall on my back

Name could possibly be anglicized as "Gary Meyers"

by your best idiot April 2, 2010

TG

Tourettes Guy, who else?

TG: AW SHIT!

by your best idiot March 22, 2010

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 5, 2010