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+_+

Guy: i'm +_+ if i fail school
Guy 2: So, lots of people failed school, and lived with it
by your best idiot April 13, 2010
mugGet the +_+mug.

Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
by your best idiot May 15, 2010
mugGet the Senior Takedownmug.

Hentai

Japanese + Weed + LSD + Pr0n magazines = this shit
Pronounced <hen-tye>
I know Hentai is Japanese Animated Pr0n, but getting high is what gives you this... shit
by your best idiot April 19, 2010
mugGet the Hentaimug.

Anglicized

To transform a word from a foreign language into a word best understood by us English speakers
Obscene is the anglicized form of the Latin word Obscenus
by your best idiot April 2, 2010
mugGet the Anglicizedmug.

Acid

Like Lava, but can literally Vaporize you because Acid is colored Green
guy: "dude, dont trip, you're over an acid pit"
guy 2: "why man? it's just green! Green is Good!"
guy: "can be molten copper..."
by your best idiot April 3, 2010
mugGet the Acidmug.

Ipod

A peice of shit usic player that has Pros (Positives) and Cons (Negatives)
Ipod:
Positives -

You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -

Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader

And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod

And i'm telling it like it is
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
mugGet the Ipodmug.

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