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A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!
Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!
Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!
Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"
Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1
Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open
Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!
Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.
Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!
Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!
Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"
Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1
Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open
Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!
Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.
Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
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2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly
3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag
2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly
3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag
1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!
2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!
3:
DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*
King K Rool: AAHH!
2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!
3:
DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*
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Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
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Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
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