your best idiot's definitions

You have the right to remain silent

A police expression for: Shut the fuck up!

Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!

by your best idiot March 28, 2010

Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

by your best idiot March 28, 2010

Kaykaykay

see KKK

i'm NOT a member of the kaykaykay!

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

The Game

You just lost it

DAMNIT! WHY DO YOU THINK OF WINNING THE GAME!

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Love

something Cupid invented

i did not invent love

by your best idiot April 9, 2010