yorrick hunt's definitions

death seat

In harness racing this is the position of the horse that is leading the outside line of runners during the race. For most horses it is not a good position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

burst into tears

to cry like a baby; to cry like a little girl

As soon as he burst into tears, the crowd knew the punch had really hurt the champ.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 16, 2008

do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008