yorrick hunt's definitions

sex fantasy

A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.

An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....

by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008

Kartya Kokkov

The Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt.

Ivor Biggun (also known as Robert "Doc" Cox) never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

yow beyowdy

extreme exclamation of achievement or satisfaction (cf. you beauty)

Even though he had no bet in the race, as the horses passed the winning post he yelled out, "Yow beyowdy" just to annoy the people around him.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 16, 2008

no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

death seat

In harness racing this is the position of the horse that is leading the outside line of runners during the race. For most horses it is not a good position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008