yorrick hunt's definitions

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 19, 2008

cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

man on the moon

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.

We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?

by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008

tongue-lashing

the act of performing oral sex on a female

Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider"

by yorrick hunt October 3, 2008

price tag

a label attached to an item to display its sale price

Should you be disqualified from a beauty contest if you accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008