yorrick hunt's definitions

no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

burst into tears

to cry like a baby; to cry like a little girl

As soon as he burst into tears, the crowd knew the punch had really hurt the champ.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

hole

derogatory term for a person; short for arsehole or asshole; also used as a term of friendship

1. Jeeze, you're an annoying hole.
2. Hey hole! Do you want another beer?

by yorrick hunt July 23, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 9, 2008

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

yow beyowdy

extreme exclamation of achievement or satisfaction (cf. you beauty)

Even though he had no bet in the race, as the horses passed the winning post he yelled out, "Yow beyowdy" just to annoy the people around him.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008