yorrick hunt's definitions

Doug Graves

member of American punk band "White Flag" (bass, vocals)

Who has the better name - Doug Graves or Paul Bearer?

by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008

on-line affair

a sexual relationship via the internet

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

Dan Under

1. singer for the band The Dear & Departed
2. a good name to have if you are from Australia (the land downunder)

1. Hi, I'm Dan Under from The Dear & Departed.
2. Hi, I'm Dan Under from downunder.

by yorrick hunt June 11, 2008

choice

an alternative action or possibility

I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

free will

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions

When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009