yorrick hunt's definitions

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

want

desire or wish for possession or presence of something

I cannot change what I want unless I want to.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

death seat

In harness racing this is the position of the horse that is leading the outside line of runners during the race. For most horses it is not a good position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008