116 definitions by yorrick hunt

cum buddy

someone to help you out when you are hard up

Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.

by yorrick hunt June 3, 2008

free will

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions

When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

MiniDisc

the most versatile, high quality recording system available

You want to record that?
Use MiniDisc.

by yorrick hunt May 27, 2008

cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence

So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.

by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008

cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008

paradox

a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true

You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

romantic fool

allowing feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a romantic fool when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008