yo mama's definitions

rabbit ass

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

tonja

a old person who is extremly old.
a person who LOVE's evan with all their heart. they usually have red hair and looks like halloween when they wear black! not that thats a bad thing! but its only usually! and they are also OLD . like realllyy old.

im old and i love evan white, ANDD im tonja!

by yo mama March 19, 2005

skrimps

Ghetto Ass way of saying 'shrimp'

"Im 'bout to go get me some skrimps and steak at Red Lobster"

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

kneepole

A scar or scab on your knee; a fun way to say the word nipple.

"I fell walking and got a nasty kneepole"

"I'm so cold my kneepoles are hard and erected."

by YO MAMA February 13, 2005

toesuck

to suck a womans nice beautiful toes

let me suck yor nice ass toes

by yo mama March 6, 2004

LAX

The airport in Los Angeles. LAX = LA, MCI Kansas City, DFW = Dallas/Ft. Worth

My flight lands at LAX and I have a lay over.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004