yo mama's definitions

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

rocket

A stupid person. Sarcastic reference to someone being a rocket scientist.

That guy is a real rocket.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

ballhanging

Kick ass numero uno top of the line shit, yo.

I gots to go hook my ass up wif dem kickass ballhanging treads

by Yo mama September 23, 2003

bleeatch

(N). What Snoop Dogg uses to get his whites really white......

(fo shizzle.... my nizzle.)

"Bitch, you spizzled my 40 on my shirt. Go get the bleeatch," said Snoop.

by Yo Mama December 12, 2003

I'm game

I'm down, I'm in

"want to party tonight", "yeah, i'm game"

by yo mama April 22, 2004

poop

The disgusting stuff that comes out of yours ass when you push. It is also eaten by cockroaches. Occasionally little kids eat their own poop.

Mommy: "Billy did you just eat your own poop?"
Billy: "Yes."
Mommy: "Oh."

by yo mama March 30, 2005

stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

by YO mama September 10, 2003