yo mama's definitions

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

Coder

Somebody who finds great pleasure in the art of Computer Programming.

Synonymous with: Hacker, Programmer

That weird geek spends time programming all day, what a coder.

by Yo Mama January 23, 2003

ripped

extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

by yo mama September 15, 2003

arrowed

smote was indeed the correct usage, if you actually knew the reference he was referring to.

ARROWED! Ow, my skin!

by yo mama July 20, 2003

Led Zeppelin

THE BEST BAND EVER!! This awesome late 60's early 70's group consists of Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. They did a bunch of really famous songs like "Stairway to Heaven", "Gallows Pole" and "Kashmire" , to name just a few. Jimmy Page, the guitarist is the best guitarist ever to exist.. AND I MEAN EVER!

Hippie #1: "Hey dude I got these Led Zep tickets.. For the Song Remains the Same Concert."

Hippie #2: "Right on, dude. I dig it."

by yo mama March 5, 2005

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004