yo mama's definitions

rocket

A stupid person. Sarcastic reference to someone being a rocket scientist.

That guy is a real rocket.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

ballhanging

Kick ass numero uno top of the line shit, yo.

I gots to go hook my ass up wif dem kickass ballhanging treads

by Yo mama September 23, 2003

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004

facial

1. Cum shot to the face.
2. A blocked shot in bsketball that comes back and his you in the face.

he put up a shot and got a facial

by yo mama September 11, 2003

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003