yo mama's definitions

rabbit ass

The exact opposite of a Turtlehead.
Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when
it comes out its tight little pelets.

i need to drink a ton of laxative right now, i haven't crapped in 2 weeks,
i've got major rabbit@ss right now...damn it hurts...

by Yo Mama October 14, 2003

tonja

a old person who is extremly old.
a person who LOVE's evan with all their heart. they usually have red hair and looks like halloween when they wear black! not that thats a bad thing! but its only usually! and they are also OLD . like realllyy old.

im old and i love evan white, ANDD im tonja!

by yo mama March 19, 2005

kneepole

A scar or scab on your knee; a fun way to say the word nipple.

"I fell walking and got a nasty kneepole"

"I'm so cold my kneepoles are hard and erected."

by YO MAMA February 13, 2005

toesuck

to suck a womans nice beautiful toes

let me suck yor nice ass toes

by yo mama March 6, 2004

LAX

The airport in Los Angeles. LAX = LA, MCI Kansas City, DFW = Dallas/Ft. Worth

My flight lands at LAX and I have a lay over.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

skurred

Bastardized version of the word Scard

'Yo i watched this movie and i was so skurred i almost pissed my pants'

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

tri

a poop packer without a cause

what out baby u might get a tri up the bunghole

by yo mama August 5, 2003