Definitions by ye olde internet

Claire 

Name for someone who is a straight up rat. Tattles at every opportunity. Owns it and takes pride in being a rat. She thinks she's a spy, or an investigator, when in reality she is simply a tool.

You must walk on eggshells when you are around Claire. She conspires with Karen.

I used a curse word the other day at work. Claire reported me for being problematic and I had to take a pay cut.

Claire by ye olde internet June 17, 2022

Elohim 

Deity so strong that even Rick Sanchez is shaking in his boots.

Elohim condemns those who put onions on their pizza.

Elohim by ye olde internet May 26, 2022

Literally 

A red flag, using the word "literally" will instantly make you look like a dumbass. Some will try to use it to make them look smart (oh wow look at them using a big word), when in fact they are ignorant and arrogant. It's filler for the stupid and non-charismatic.
Complements a person who uses the word "like" all the time.
Like, like, literally, literally.

Like, literally suck it.

Literally by ye olde internet May 26, 2022

Chick Churping 

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.

You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.

Chick Churping by ye olde internet April 27, 2022

Low Mait 

Short for low maitenance; something low mait is easy to take care of and doesn't require constant attention or cause annoyance. If a relationship or a partner is low mait, then they likely have a laid back personality and don't cause much drama.

My ex was high maitenance, it was a nightmare! I need a low mait girl in my life.

Low Mait by ye olde internet May 17, 2015

Flounderbasket 

Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.

A nice flounderbasket for a cold winter's day.

Flounderbasket by ye olde internet May 24, 2014