Definitions by xercmercus

Barney 

thanosaurus

barney's friends are gamora, that yellow pee thing, and that donald trump thing

Barney by xercmercus July 7, 2019

Anglish 

English without borrowed words, only original words of Germanic origins

Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.

Anglish by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Poetry 

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

Poetry by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Grades 

the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash

Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.

Grades by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Ant-Man 

a person that fails surgery on a grape on purpose

Ant-Man

Ant-Man by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins.

Thor by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thanos 

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

Thanos by xercmercus July 6, 2019