xercmercus's definitions

Grades

the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash

Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Barney

thanosaurus

barney's friends are gamora, that yellow pee thing, and that donald trump thing

by xercmercus July 7, 2019

Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Anglish

English without borrowed words, only original words of Germanic origins

Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Morgz

daft english chipmunk boy that puts one ad per second in his vids, lets his big-lipped mum do his homework, and copies mr beast's ideas

Mr. Beast's
Original.
Really
Grotty
Zeros copy his videos.

(Morgz copy his videos.)

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins precisely.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Hinduism

Oldest religion. Based on reincarnation based on karma. If you are bad, you will reincarnate as something bad. Same with being good. But if you are perfect, you go to the top of the universe.

Hinduism is still very popular today!

by xercmercus July 6, 2019