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iFunny

The best and funniest app ever created! Users post hilarious memes, gifs, and pictures to try to get one of the 60 feature spots every day, the best of the best!

iFunny is the best app ever created!

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

The American Megathon

First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.

Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

cheerwine bomb

When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb

I threw a Cheerwine Bomb on some poor soul yesterday.

by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Vagabond

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.

I brutally murdered 80 vagabonds with a spork and threw a cheerwine bomb at them.

by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014