xHilarious iFunny's definitions

bandwaggoners

The plural of bandwaggoner.

Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.

by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

Jameis Winston

A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.

Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Floridian

Someone who is a terrible driver.

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Ecuadorian Flamethrower

To pour gasoline into your penis and pee (or cum) out fire.

Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Ten year old

A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.

Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)

by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015

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by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014