A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014
Get the Tallahassee Police Departmentmug. by xHilarious iFunny November 07, 2014
Get the Cincinatti Baseballmug. by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015
Get the Masturbating Zach Stylemug. When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.
Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014
Get the Hell's Campfiremug. A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.
by xHilarious iFunny December 01, 2014
Get the Canadianmug. The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
by xHilarious iFunny November 09, 2014
Get the bandwaggonersmug. I went to suchar that bitch but she escaped!
by xHilarious iFunny December 01, 2014
Get the Sucharmug.