xHilarious iFunny's definitions

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

iFunny

The best and funniest app ever created! Users post hilarious memes, gifs, and pictures to try to get one of the 60 feature spots every day, the best of the best!

iFunny is the best app ever created!

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014

Ecuadorian Flamethrower

To pour gasoline into your penis and pee (or cum) out fire.

Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Ten year old

A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.

Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)

by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015