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Captain India

Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015
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Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014
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North Carolina Bomb

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day."

Will: "He deserved it."
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
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Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
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iFunny

The best and funniest app ever created! Users post hilarious memes, gifs, and pictures to try to get one of the 60 feature spots every day, the best of the best!
iFunny is the best app ever created!
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
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Ecuadorian Flamethrower

To pour gasoline into your penis and pee (or cum) out fire.
Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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bandwaggoners

The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
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