xAvier's definitions

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 5, 2005

-SV-Lantus

Function: noun
Asshole.

Lantus is an asshole.

by Xavier June 9, 2004

jazz

The best type of music, which contrary to the popular belief, is not an intelectual art form.

John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Charlie parker, Canonball Adderly, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Art Blakey, Eldar Djangirov, Micheal Brecker, Cliffor brown, Wayne Shorter, Art Tatum, bobby Timons, Elvin Jones, Mcoy Tyner, Horace Silver, Duke Ellington, Coleman Hawkins, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gilespie, Joshua Redman, Stan Getz, Zoot Sims, Charles Mingus, Wynton Marsalis, Branford Marsalis, Lee Morgan, Paul Chambers, Thelonius Monk, Benny Golson... I hope I haven,t missed any.

by xavier July 16, 2008

TTC

Transportation and Ticket Center. You can't actually park at Magic Kingdom. You gotta park at the TTC this huge ass parking lot thats the size of Disneyland and California Adventure together. So you better not forget where you parked or you'll cry.

Then you take a monorail over to MK and it's nice cuz you can take it to Epcot and all the resorts too, all for free. There's also a ferry you can take too, which is really scenic but takes longer than monorail.

"We'll head over to the TTC and take the monorail over to MK."

by xavier April 28, 2006

foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

by xavier March 9, 2005

jaren

the most amazing kid ever usually very funny and short for his/her age loves to cook in the kitchen and loves video games

boy1- have you heard of the new kid jaren
boy2-no
boy1- well u should he's amazing

by Xavier February 25, 2017

dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 29, 2004