xAvier's definitions

jazz

The best type of music, which contrary to the popular belief, is not an intelectual art form.

John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Charlie parker, Canonball Adderly, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Art Blakey, Eldar Djangirov, Micheal Brecker, Cliffor brown, Wayne Shorter, Art Tatum, bobby Timons, Elvin Jones, Mcoy Tyner, Horace Silver, Duke Ellington, Coleman Hawkins, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gilespie, Joshua Redman, Stan Getz, Zoot Sims, Charles Mingus, Wynton Marsalis, Branford Marsalis, Lee Morgan, Paul Chambers, Thelonius Monk, Benny Golson... I hope I haven,t missed any.

by xavier July 16, 2008

geraldine villegas bas berger

The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.

by xavier October 25, 2020

jaren

the most amazing kid ever usually very funny and short for his/her age loves to cook in the kitchen and loves video games

boy1- have you heard of the new kid jaren
boy2-no
boy1- well u should he's amazing

by Xavier February 25, 2017

dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 29, 2004

foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

by xavier March 9, 2005

dudenhoeffer

goth as goth can get,
without actually being goth.

man that guy is such a poser-goth! hes almost like a dudenhoeffer!

by xavier March 21, 2005

momma likes funyuns!

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.

"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"

by xavier February 5, 2005