xAvier's definitions

flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

by xavier February 5, 2005

DAK

stands for Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Apparently it's 'nahtazu,' which you assume to be some swahili word, but it's a lame thing that Disney invented to prove that DAK is 'not a zoo.'

Check out the Festival of the Lion King, Primeval Whirl, and Dinosaur. Kali River Rapids is cool too.

An indoor rollercoaster is being built, Expedition Everest. Will prolly be pretty sweet. Prolly Disney's call to Universal's new Mummy ride.

"Why's it called DAK and not just AK?"
"Beats me."

by xavier February 6, 2005

LTNP

The place with annoying kids that pee on your ride, parents that bitch and moan when they're kid is too tall, or where you feel like you're gonna pass out if you have to watch one more lady bug go around in circles...
In other words Loony Toons National Park...

"Ack! I got sent to LTNP!"

by xavier February 5, 2005

momma likes funyuns!

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.

"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"

by xavier February 5, 2005

P.I.

Pleasure Island. The place where every night is New Year's Eve (how corny is that!). Owned by Disney but so not kid-friendly cuz you can get drunk, party, and have the night of your life.

If you've never been, check out Comedy Warehouse, Motion, and 8TRAX. They even have a gay club called Manequins. o_O

Just look for the tons of spotlights glaring in the sky, and a big neon sign of Jessica Rabbit.

"Some friend and I are goin to P.I. tonight, wanna come?"

by xavier February 6, 2005

-SV-Lantus

Function: noun
Asshole.

Lantus is an asshole.

by Xavier June 9, 2004

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 5, 2005