x BILKO x's definitions

Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.

I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

Golden Getaway

After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.

Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?

Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.

Savage, nice save.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

Sournuts

When a guy is acting like a bitch because he didn't get his way.

1) Kevin's all sournuts over his team's loss yesterday.

2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.

3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?

by x BILKO x September 3, 2016

Broken Taco

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.

1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.

by x BILKO x September 3, 2016

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

by x BILKO x September 6, 2016

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016