Sournuts

When a guy is acting like a bitch because he didn't get his way.
1) Kevin's all sournuts over his team's loss yesterday.

2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.

3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
by x BILKO x September 03, 2016
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bro hole

Bro-Hole is a combat sport in which two people fight in a recessed pit, while intoxicated by alcohol. Bro-Hole matches can be used to practice self-defense techniques, settle disagreements or for sport.

While Bro-Hole is still in its infancy, it was created in Chicago, Il. during the spring of 2012. Chicago area native Kevin Kennath is credited with the creation of Bro-Hole, however match rules and regulations vary locally. There is no single governing body for Bro-Hole.

Bro-Hole matches most commonly consist of two participants. Participants are traditionally male, however, Bra-Hole matches involving two women are also acceptable. Matches are typically impromptu, but planned matches are not uncommon.
Dude, don't talk about my momma like that. You, me, Bro Hole now.
by x BILKO x September 30, 2015
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Hay Hay Hay

The sassy gay man's greeting of choice.
by x BILKO x September 23, 2016
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Broken Taco

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
by x BILKO x September 03, 2016
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Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
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Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
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