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Definitions by x BILKO x

An acronym that stands for; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual.

This basically means anyone who plays Mr. Potato head with either their genitals or sexuality, or both.
"Terrance and i went to the LBGTQIA rally last night, it was sooooo amazzzing."
LBGTQIA by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Trumpkin 

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
Trumpkin by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Trumpkin 

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
Trumpkin by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Trumpkin 

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
Trumpkin by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
Phone-Scissoring by x BILKO x October 10, 2016

Tinkle Dance 

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.
Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!
Tinkle Dance by x BILKO x September 30, 2016
Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
Emo Load by x BILKO x September 24, 2016