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Broken Taco

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
by x BILKO x September 3, 2016
mugGet the Broken Tacomug.

E-tool

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.
Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.
by x BILKO x September 22, 2016
mugGet the E-toolmug.

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.
Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!
by x BILKO x September 6, 2016
mugGet the mutton buttmug.

Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016
mugGet the Plastic Hasslesmug.

LBGTQIA

An acronym that stands for; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual.

This basically means anyone who plays Mr. Potato head with either their genitals or sexuality, or both.
"Terrance and i went to the LBGTQIA rally last night, it was sooooo amazzzing."
by x BILKO x October 12, 2016
mugGet the LBGTQIAmug.

bro hole

Bro-Hole is a combat sport in which two people fight in a recessed pit, while intoxicated by alcohol. Bro-Hole matches can be used to practice self-defense techniques, settle disagreements or for sport.

While Bro-Hole is still in its infancy, it was created in Chicago, Il. during the spring of 2012. Chicago area native Kevin Kennath is credited with the creation of Bro-Hole, however match rules and regulations vary locally. There is no single governing body for Bro-Hole.

Bro-Hole matches most commonly consist of two participants. Participants are traditionally male, however, Bra-Hole matches involving two women are also acceptable. Matches are typically impromptu, but planned matches are not uncommon.
Dude, don't talk about my momma like that. You, me, Bro Hole now.
by x BILKO x November 16, 2015
mugGet the bro holemug.

She-Penis

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
mugGet the She-Penismug.

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