wordguy2's definitions
A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.
He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.
by wordguy2 June 8, 2010
Get the Elaine dancemug. An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.
"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."
by wordguy2 April 27, 2010
Get the fleemailmug. Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.
How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.
by wordguy2 May 16, 2010
Get the lost googlemug. A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.
by wordguy2 March 9, 2010
Get the single widemug. by wordguy2 May 22, 2010
Get the stripper bitchmug. The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.
by wordguy2 March 21, 2010
Get the dreadlockmug. 1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.
2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?
2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
by wordguy2 March 16, 2010
Get the tail happymug.