wordguy2's definitions

dreadlock

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.

I've been in dreadlock over today's presentation. Are you sure we're ready?

by wordguy2 March 21, 2010

real real

Real-world reality, as opposed to TV or movie reality.

What he did with that car was not movie real, man. It was real real -- through the fence, over the approach and into a barn. No shit. And he walked away.

by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

Elaine dance

A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.

He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.

by wordguy2 June 8, 2010

single wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.

He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.

by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

understandwich

The state of being stuck between two points of view, understanding both but not favouring one over the other.

Seeing the relative merits of both Aerosmith and the White Stripes, John was the understandwich in what he considered an unnecessary argument.

by wordguy2 April 18, 2010

brocom

A movie comedy that men are more likely to find funny than women are.

Hangover was like the best brocom ever, dude. Mike Tyson in your Vegas hotel room? Classic!

by wordguy2 March 6, 2010

stripper bitch

A guy faithful to one dancer, following her schedule and buying private dances from no others.

John's waiting for Chesty Heaven before he gets a lap dance. He's such a stripper bitch.

by wordguy2 May 22, 2010