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Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.
Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”
by Wolf February 29, 2004
mugGet the Ostrich Honkymug.

smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening
by wolf January 11, 2005
mugGet the smelly awakeningmug.

Blageryawn

The word that beats anyother word in a contest of words. I win.
pInkXslUshie: freakizoider
pInkXslUshie: beat that!
LaxLupus: i did
LaxLupus: blageryawn
by Wolf September 23, 2004
mugGet the Blageryawnmug.

chuck norris

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
by wolf January 11, 2005
mugGet the chuck norrismug.

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.
livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.
by wolf January 11, 2005
mugGet the fart mongermug.

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.
i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.
by wolf January 11, 2005
mugGet the queeftasticmug.

ee ya lata

the shortened way of saying see ya later, but also meant in a more negative way.
this party sucks, ee ya lata.
by wolf January 11, 2005
mugGet the ee ya latamug.

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