85 definitions by will bitten

Goat tugger

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Werewolf's Dick

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.

Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.

by will bitten March 22, 2017

Rephrase yourself

When someone is talking shit and needs a reality check.

Mark was spewing garbage about shit he knew nothing about . Dude you need to Rephrase Yourself.

by will bitten August 19, 2017

Music Crouton

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

by will bitten January 9, 2018

Hot Tot

A term describing a child left unattended in a vehicle with windows up in 120 degree weather. Usually the Mom is inside the Casino.

The Police had to smash the window of a 1985 Civic to save the sweaty and crying Hot Tot inside.

by will bitten September 22, 2017

Heidi Date

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

by will bitten January 24, 2017

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

by will bitten December 22, 2016